True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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