My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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