i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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