Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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