WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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