I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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