She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
