Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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