found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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