Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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