Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I don't think brook has ever known best
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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