this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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