maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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