I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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