Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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