There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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