if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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