ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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