YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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