Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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