he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
third nipple confirmed
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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