if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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