I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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