Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She is in my trunk
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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