I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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