week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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