Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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