I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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