Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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