Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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