I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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