Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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