my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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