Tell her she can't have a vagina
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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