TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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