why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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