Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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