What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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