Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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