Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
