I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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