Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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