now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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