It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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