Your tits are I can't wait for
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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