I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
