He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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