I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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