btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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