We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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