i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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