I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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