Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
