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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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