when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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