Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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