Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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